(Franks.)
I don’t normally write love letters
to honorable men, but you guys, the Niger Delta Avengers, are a special breed.
I don’t know how to put into words, the thank you you deserve by your patriotic
gesture of safeguarding the Nigerian oil pipelines and wells without any
contract. You guys have shown the Nigerian government a shortcut to economic
development by pointing your explosives and other sophisticated weapons on
Nigeria’s oil pipelines. And you can see how delighted President Buhari is in Abuja
knowing that his headache on how to tackle the economic downturn in the country
will soon be over. I am deeply in
love with you guys, especially for speedily helping President Buhari actualize
his “promise” of making a dollar equal to a Naira. Our hard currency Naira
makes some significant again against the American Dollar with each
explosion-BOOM! As more oil pipelines are busted, the price of crude oil keeps
recovering in the international market and our revenue from crude oil is
soaring. When you are done with the pipelines in the creeks of Niger Delta, the
Nigerian government will for sure urge you to expand your ‘BOOM! Services’ to
oil installations inland. Another good reason why I fell in love with your
gallant actions is that the power generation capacity of the country has been
on the increase since you started ‘taking care’ of the oil pipelines. Small
business owners have sold all their generators and the cost of doing business
in Nigeria is now awesome. As a result, our economy has been attracting
investment and we have the fastest growing GPD among failed States. Nigerians
can now boost of close to 24 hours of power supply a day, thanks to your good
job. Fashola has even gone on vacation as we plan to start selling excess power
to neighboring countries next month. Pipeline explosions in Niger Delta With
each explosion, Ken Saro-Wiwa’s heart will be delighted that at last, a group
of selfless activists fighting for environmental justice is born. By bombing
these pipelines, you are saving the environment from degradation of pollution
from activities of oil exploration and exploitation. Forget about the
‘mago-mago’ at Ogoniland the other day. As the crude oil leaks into the creeks
and farmland of Niger Delta, fish production increases. Local farmers are also
delighted as the oil spill into their farms and improves harvest. All these
will guarantee employment and wealth for your impoverished people. On
behalf of Nigerians, I am encouraging you to keep doing the good work. Don’t
mind the Jonathanians- those ungrateful APC members that have been stealing our
resources. You lit series of fires, and smoke billowed into the night sky – the
result of the combination of explosives and ‘weed’. You watch the pipelines
began to take a new face, a beautiful new shape. Smoke got into your lungs,
caused you to cough, but it delighted your innocent hearts. You have learnt
that the best way to keep the Nigerian military away from your door mouth is by
bombing oil pipelines. By these bombings, you have instilled fear in the
Nigerian military and they have steered clear of the Niger Delta creeks. I
heard your communities are singing your praises and challenging the Nigerian
Army to attempt another Odi, so that you guys can show them ‘pepper’. What
better way to actualize resource control than by blowing up the resources. Very
soon, your boy Dickson will reward you handsomely for helping him clear the
arrears of wages of civil servants. Even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will bounce
back and contest for 2019 Presidential election at the back of your good work.
Already, President Buhari is begging him to go to the creeks and talk to his
“boys” before he will relinquish power. Dialogue with Niger Delta Avengers I
heard the Chief of Army Staff say that negotiation with you, ALMIGHTY Avengers
is not an option. How dare him! After all the successes you have recorded in
just few weeks, I am puzzled that the ineffective Nigerian Army has not deemed
it fit to seek your services in clearing Sambasi Forest. Forget about the
chicken Tompolo that went in exile. What is urgently needed now is a
convergence in interest of like minds. Consider recruiting and training OPC,
IPOB and MOSSOB. You guys should team up and help salvage Nigeria by looking
for additional targets to destroy. You should for instance, help IPOB target
the oil wells in Imo and Abia States so that their 13% revenue derivation
accruing to the States will increase. Since these two States have been paying
their workers’ salaries regularly, they will use the additional revenue to
start free meal program for IPOB members as a way of keeping them out of our
streets. Do this to gladden my heart my love. What else will be the target for
IPOB? Eh-e-m, eh-e-m, the Niger Bridge. Yes, destroying the Niger Bridge will
help Southeastern especially the traders at Onitsha and Aba speedily bring in
their goods from Lagos by walking across River Niger. They are the Jews of
Nigeria and like Jesus Christ should easily walk across the sea. Oh, sorry I
forgot to add, bombing the bridge will finally cut them off from the zoo and
sovereign State of Biafra will be actualized much quicker. Did I hear Gani
Adams say that he can’t continue to fight for the Yorubas? No Gani, you must
fight for the Yorubas. The OPC should lay claim to the Ports in Lagos. They
should demand 70% of all the revenues accruing from import duties. If the
government fails to comply, they should start bombing ships as a way to drive
up revenues. The more ships they bomb, the more Nigerians will bring in
consignments and our revenue will also soar. Ijaw elder proffers solution I
will take a bow at this point, as a mark of final salute to you, our gallant
militants that are doing everything to save Nigeria from destruction. I will
pass your message to the Nigerian masses who are excited about how you guys are
succeeding in lifting the entire nation out of poverty. The Jonathanians can
keep complaining on how you guys are sabotaging Buhari’s government. The APC
members don’t give a damn! BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!! It’s the tip of the iceberg. I
heard that the big one – surface-to-Air missile is next. Please don’t turn the
coffee maker off; we all need you guys to salvage the Nigerian economy as
quickly as possible. So, thank You Niger Delta Avengers, keep bombing until “1
Dollar = 1 Naira”. Feel free to get in touch with me if you need to contact IPO
and MOSSOB. I remain their undisputed, unofficial but paid advocate and
spokesperson.
With love and support, Akirika
I don’t normally write
love letters to honorable men, but you guys, the Niger Delta Avengers,
are a special breed. I don’t know how to put into words, the thank you
you deserve by your patriotic gesture of safeguarding the Nigerian oil
pipelines and wells without any contract. You guys have shown the
Nigerian government a shortcut to economic development by pointing your
explosives and other sophisticated weapons on Nigeria’s oil pipelines.
And you can see how delighted President Buhari is in Abuja knowing that
his headache on how to tackle the economic downturn in the country will
soon be over.
READ ALSO: Who are the Niger Delta Avengers?
I am deeply in love with you guys, especially for speedily helping
President Buhari actualize his “promise” of making a dollar equal to a
Naira. Our hard currency Naira makes some significant again against the
American Dollar with each explosion-BOOM! As more oil pipelines are
busted, the price of crude oil keeps recovering in the international
market and our revenue from crude oil is soaring. When you are done with
the pipelines in the creeks of Niger Delta, the Nigerian government
will for sure urge you to expand your ‘BOOM! Services’ to oil
installations inland.
Another good reason why I fell in love with your gallant actions is that
the power generation capacity of the country has been on the increase
since you started ‘taking care’ of the oil pipelines. Small business
owners have sold all their generators and the cost of doing business in
Nigeria is now awesome. As a result, our economy has been attracting
investment and we have the fastest growing GPD among failed States.
Nigerians can now boost of close to 24 hours of power supply a day,
thanks to your good job. Fashola has even gone on vacation as we plan to
start selling excess power to neighboring countries next month.
Pipeline explosions in Niger Delta
With each explosion, Ken Saro-Wiwa’s heart will be delighted that at
last, a group of selfless activists fighting for environmental justice
is born. By bombing these pipelines, you are saving the environment from
degradation of pollution from activities of oil exploration and
exploitation. Forget about the ‘mago-mago’ at Ogoniland the other day.
As the crude oil leaks into the creeks and farmland of Niger Delta, fish
production increases. Local farmers are also delighted as the oil spill
into their farms and improves harvest. All these will guarantee
employment and wealth for your impoverished people.
READ ALSO: Niger Delta Avengers website taken offline
So, bravo Niger Delta Avengers! On behalf of Nigerians, I am encouraging
you to keep doing the good work. Don’t mind the Jonathanians- those
ungrateful APC members that have been stealing our resources. You lit
series of fires, and smoke billowed into the night sky – the result of
the combination of explosives and ‘weed’. You watch the pipelines began
to take a new face, a beautiful new shape. Smoke got into your lungs,
caused you to cough, but it delighted your innocent hearts.
You have learnt that the best way to keep the Nigerian military away
from your door mouth is by bombing oil pipelines. By these bombings, you
have instilled fear in the Nigerian military and they have steered
clear of the Niger Delta creeks. I heard your communities are singing
your praises and challenging the Nigerian Army to attempt another Odi,
so that you guys can show them ‘pepper’.
What better way to actualize resource control than by blowing up the
resources. Very soon, your boy Dickson will reward you handsomely for
helping him clear the arrears of wages of civil servants. Even Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan will bounce back and contest for 2019 Presidential
election at the back of your good work. Already, President Buhari is
begging him to go to the creeks and talk to his “boys” before he will
relinquish power.
Dialogue with Niger Delta Avengers
I heard the Chief of Army Staff say that negotiation with you, ALMIGHTY
Avengers is not an option. How dare him! After all the successes you
have recorded in just few weeks, I am puzzled that the ineffective
Nigerian Army has not deemed it fit to seek your services in clearing
Sambasi Forest. Forget about the chicken Tompolo that went in exile.
What is urgently needed now is a convergence in interest of like minds.
Consider recruiting and training OPC, IPOB and MOSSOB. You guys should
team up and help salvage Nigeria by looking for additional targets to
destroy.
You should for instance, help IPOB target the oil wells in Imo and Abia
States so that their 13% revenue derivation accruing to the States will
increase. Since these two States have been paying their workers’
salaries regularly, they will use the additional revenue to start free
meal program for IPOB members as a way of keeping them out of our
streets. Do this to gladden my heart my love.
What else will be the target for IPOB? Eh-e-m, eh-e-m, the Niger Bridge.
Yes, destroying the Niger Bridge will help Southeastern especially the
traders at Onitsha and Aba speedily bring in their goods from Lagos by
walking across River Niger. They are the Jews of Nigeria and like Jesus
Christ should easily walk across the sea. Oh, sorry I forgot to add,
bombing the bridge will finally cut them off from the zoo and sovereign
State of Biafra will be actualized much quicker.
Did I hear Gani Adams say that he can’t continue to fight for the
Yorubas? No Gani, you must fight for the Yorubas. The OPC should lay
claim to the Ports in Lagos. They should demand 70% of all the revenues
accruing from import duties. If the government fails to comply, they
should start bombing ships as a way to drive up revenues. The more ships
they bomb, the more Nigerians will bring in consignments and our
revenue will also soar.
READ ALSO: Niger Delta Avengers: Ijaw elder proffers solution
I will take a bow at this point, as a mark of final salute to you, our
gallant militants that are doing everything to save Nigeria from
destruction. I will pass your message to the Nigerian masses who are
excited about how you guys are succeeding in lifting the entire nation
out of poverty. The Jonathanians can keep complaining on how you guys
are sabotaging Buhari’s government. The APC members don’t give a damn!
BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!! It’s the tip of the iceberg. I heard that the big
one – surface-to-Air missile is next. Please don’t turn the coffee maker
off; we all need you guys to salvage the Nigerian economy as quickly as
possible. So, thank You Niger Delta Avengers, keep bombing until “1
Dollar = 1 Naira”.
Feel free to get in touch with me if you need to contact IPO and MOSSOB.
I remain their undisputed, unofficial but paid advocate and
spokesperson.
With love and support,
Akirika
Read more: https://www.naij.com/851567-thanks-patriotic-gesture-love-letter-niger-delta-avengers.html
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I don’t normally write love letters
to honorable men, but you guys, the Niger Delta Avengers, are a special breed.
I don’t know how to put into words, the thank you you deserve by your patriotic
gesture of safeguarding the Nigerian oil pipelines and wells without any
contract. You guys have shown the Nigerian government a shortcut to economic
development by pointing your explosives and other sophisticated weapons on
Nigeria’s oil pipelines. And you can see how delighted President Buhari is in Abuja
knowing that his headache on how to tackle the economic downturn in the country
will soon be over. READ ALSO: Who are the Niger Delta Avengers? I am deeply in
love with you guys, especially for speedily helping President Buhari actualize
his “promise” of making a dollar equal to a Naira. Our hard currency Naira
makes some significant again against the American Dollar with each
explosion-BOOM! As more oil pipelines are busted, the price of crude oil keeps
recovering in the international market and our revenue from crude oil is
soaring. When you are done with the pipelines in the creeks of Niger Delta, the
Nigerian government will for sure urge you to expand your ‘BOOM! Services’ to
oil installations inland. Another good reason why I fell in love with your
gallant actions is that the power generation capacity of the country has been
on the increase since you started ‘taking care’ of the oil pipelines. Small
business owners have sold all their generators and the cost of doing business
in Nigeria is now awesome. As a result, our economy has been attracting
investment and we have the fastest growing GPD among failed States. Nigerians
can now boost of close to 24 hours of power supply a day, thanks to your good
job. Fashola has even gone on vacation as we plan to start selling excess power
to neighboring countries next month. Pipeline explosions in Niger Delta With
each explosion, Ken Saro-Wiwa’s heart will be delighted that at last, a group
of selfless activists fighting for environmental justice is born. By bombing
these pipelines, you are saving the environment from degradation of pollution
from activities of oil exploration and exploitation. Forget about the
‘mago-mago’ at Ogoniland the other day. As the crude oil leaks into the creeks
and farmland of Niger Delta, fish production increases. Local farmers are also
delighted as the oil spill into their farms and improves harvest. All these
will guarantee employment and wealth for your impoverished people. READ ALSO:
Niger Delta Avengers website taken offline So, bravo Niger Delta Avengers! On
behalf of Nigerians, I am encouraging you to keep doing the good work. Don’t
mind the Jonathanians- those ungrateful APC members that have been stealing our
resources. You lit series of fires, and smoke billowed into the night sky – the
result of the combination of explosives and ‘weed’. You watch the pipelines
began to take a new face, a beautiful new shape. Smoke got into your lungs,
caused you to cough, but it delighted your innocent hearts. You have learnt
that the best way to keep the Nigerian military away from your door mouth is by
bombing oil pipelines. By these bombings, you have instilled fear in the
Nigerian military and they have steered clear of the Niger Delta creeks. I
heard your communities are singing your praises and challenging the Nigerian
Army to attempt another Odi, so that you guys can show them ‘pepper’. What
better way to actualize resource control than by blowing up the resources. Very
soon, your boy Dickson will reward you handsomely for helping him clear the
arrears of wages of civil servants. Even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will bounce
back and contest for 2019 Presidential election at the back of your good work.
Already, President Buhari is begging him to go to the creeks and talk to his
“boys” before he will relinquish power. Dialogue with Niger Delta Avengers I
heard the Chief of Army Staff say that negotiation with you, ALMIGHTY Avengers
is not an option. How dare him! After all the successes you have recorded in
just few weeks, I am puzzled that the ineffective Nigerian Army has not deemed
it fit to seek your services in clearing Sambasi Forest. Forget about the
chicken Tompolo that went in exile. What is urgently needed now is a
convergence in interest of like minds. Consider recruiting and training OPC,
IPOB and MOSSOB. You guys should team up and help salvage Nigeria by looking
for additional targets to destroy. You should for instance, help IPOB target
the oil wells in Imo and Abia States so that their 13% revenue derivation
accruing to the States will increase. Since these two States have been paying
their workers’ salaries regularly, they will use the additional revenue to
start free meal program for IPOB members as a way of keeping them out of our
streets. Do this to gladden my heart my love. What else will be the target for
IPOB? Eh-e-m, eh-e-m, the Niger Bridge. Yes, destroying the Niger Bridge will
help Southeastern especially the traders at Onitsha and Aba speedily bring in
their goods from Lagos by walking across River Niger. They are the Jews of
Nigeria and like Jesus Christ should easily walk across the sea. Oh, sorry I
forgot to add, bombing the bridge will finally cut them off from the zoo and
sovereign State of Biafra will be actualized much quicker. Did I hear Gani
Adams say that he can’t continue to fight for the Yorubas? No Gani, you must
fight for the Yorubas. The OPC should lay claim to the Ports in Lagos. They
should demand 70% of all the revenues accruing from import duties. If the
government fails to comply, they should start bombing ships as a way to drive
up revenues. The more ships they bomb, the more Nigerians will bring in
consignments and our revenue will also soar. Ijaw elder proffers solution I
will take a bow at this point, as a mark of final salute to you, our gallant
militants that are doing everything to save Nigeria from destruction. I will
pass your message to the Nigerian masses who are excited about how you guys are
succeeding in lifting the entire nation out of poverty. The Jonathanians can
keep complaining on how you guys are sabotaging Buhari’s government. The APC
members don’t give a damn! BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!! It’s the tip of the iceberg. I
heard that the big one – surface-to-Air missile is next. Please don’t turn the
coffee maker off; we all need you guys to salvage the Nigerian economy as
quickly as possible. So, thank You Niger Delta Avengers, keep bombing until “1
Dollar = 1 Naira”. Feel free to get in touch with me if you need to contact IPO
and MOSSOB. I remain their undisputed, unofficial but paid advocate and
spokesperson. With love and support, Akirika
I don’t normally write
love letters to honorable men, but you guys, the Niger Delta Avengers,
are a special breed. I don’t know how to put into words, the thank you
you deserve by your patriotic gesture of safeguarding the Nigerian oil
pipelines and wells without any contract. You guys have shown the
Nigerian government a shortcut to economic development by pointing your
explosives and other sophisticated weapons on Nigeria’s oil pipelines.
And you can see how delighted President Buhari is in Abuja knowing that
his headache on how to tackle the economic downturn in the country will
soon be over.
READ ALSO: Who are the Niger Delta Avengers?
I am deeply in love with you guys, especially for speedily helping
President Buhari actualize his “promise” of making a dollar equal to a
Naira. Our hard currency Naira makes some significant again against the
American Dollar with each explosion-BOOM! As more oil pipelines are
busted, the price of crude oil keeps recovering in the international
market and our revenue from crude oil is soaring. When you are done with
the pipelines in the creeks of Niger Delta, the Nigerian government
will for sure urge you to expand your ‘BOOM! Services’ to oil
installations inland.
Another good reason why I fell in love with your gallant actions is that
the power generation capacity of the country has been on the increase
since you started ‘taking care’ of the oil pipelines. Small business
owners have sold all their generators and the cost of doing business in
Nigeria is now awesome. As a result, our economy has been attracting
investment and we have the fastest growing GPD among failed States.
Nigerians can now boost of close to 24 hours of power supply a day,
thanks to your good job. Fashola has even gone on vacation as we plan to
start selling excess power to neighboring countries next month.
Pipeline explosions in Niger Delta
With each explosion, Ken Saro-Wiwa’s heart will be delighted that at
last, a group of selfless activists fighting for environmental justice
is born. By bombing these pipelines, you are saving the environment from
degradation of pollution from activities of oil exploration and
exploitation. Forget about the ‘mago-mago’ at Ogoniland the other day.
As the crude oil leaks into the creeks and farmland of Niger Delta, fish
production increases. Local farmers are also delighted as the oil spill
into their farms and improves harvest. All these will guarantee
employment and wealth for your impoverished people.
READ ALSO: Niger Delta Avengers website taken offline
So, bravo Niger Delta Avengers! On behalf of Nigerians, I am encouraging
you to keep doing the good work. Don’t mind the Jonathanians- those
ungrateful APC members that have been stealing our resources. You lit
series of fires, and smoke billowed into the night sky – the result of
the combination of explosives and ‘weed’. You watch the pipelines began
to take a new face, a beautiful new shape. Smoke got into your lungs,
caused you to cough, but it delighted your innocent hearts.
You have learnt that the best way to keep the Nigerian military away
from your door mouth is by bombing oil pipelines. By these bombings, you
have instilled fear in the Nigerian military and they have steered
clear of the Niger Delta creeks. I heard your communities are singing
your praises and challenging the Nigerian Army to attempt another Odi,
so that you guys can show them ‘pepper’.
What better way to actualize resource control than by blowing up the
resources. Very soon, your boy Dickson will reward you handsomely for
helping him clear the arrears of wages of civil servants. Even Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan will bounce back and contest for 2019 Presidential
election at the back of your good work. Already, President Buhari is
begging him to go to the creeks and talk to his “boys” before he will
relinquish power.
Dialogue with Niger Delta Avengers
I heard the Chief of Army Staff say that negotiation with you, ALMIGHTY
Avengers is not an option. How dare him! After all the successes you
have recorded in just few weeks, I am puzzled that the ineffective
Nigerian Army has not deemed it fit to seek your services in clearing
Sambasi Forest. Forget about the chicken Tompolo that went in exile.
What is urgently needed now is a convergence in interest of like minds.
Consider recruiting and training OPC, IPOB and MOSSOB. You guys should
team up and help salvage Nigeria by looking for additional targets to
destroy.
You should for instance, help IPOB target the oil wells in Imo and Abia
States so that their 13% revenue derivation accruing to the States will
increase. Since these two States have been paying their workers’
salaries regularly, they will use the additional revenue to start free
meal program for IPOB members as a way of keeping them out of our
streets. Do this to gladden my heart my love.
What else will be the target for IPOB? Eh-e-m, eh-e-m, the Niger Bridge.
Yes, destroying the Niger Bridge will help Southeastern especially the
traders at Onitsha and Aba speedily bring in their goods from Lagos by
walking across River Niger. They are the Jews of Nigeria and like Jesus
Christ should easily walk across the sea. Oh, sorry I forgot to add,
bombing the bridge will finally cut them off from the zoo and sovereign
State of Biafra will be actualized much quicker.
Did I hear Gani Adams say that he can’t continue to fight for the
Yorubas? No Gani, you must fight for the Yorubas. The OPC should lay
claim to the Ports in Lagos. They should demand 70% of all the revenues
accruing from import duties. If the government fails to comply, they
should start bombing ships as a way to drive up revenues. The more ships
they bomb, the more Nigerians will bring in consignments and our
revenue will also soar.
READ ALSO: Niger Delta Avengers: Ijaw elder proffers solution
I will take a bow at this point, as a mark of final salute to you, our
gallant militants that are doing everything to save Nigeria from
destruction. I will pass your message to the Nigerian masses who are
excited about how you guys are succeeding in lifting the entire nation
out of poverty. The Jonathanians can keep complaining on how you guys
are sabotaging Buhari’s government. The APC members don’t give a damn!
BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!! It’s the tip of the iceberg. I heard that the big
one – surface-to-Air missile is next. Please don’t turn the coffee maker
off; we all need you guys to salvage the Nigerian economy as quickly as
possible. So, thank You Niger Delta Avengers, keep bombing until “1
Dollar = 1 Naira”.
Feel free to get in touch with me if you need to contact IPO and MOSSOB.
I remain their undisputed, unofficial but paid advocate and
spokesperson.
With love and support,
Akirika
Read more: https://www.naij.com/851567-thanks-patriotic-gesture-love-letter-niger-delta-avengers.html
Read more: https://www.naij.com/851567-thanks-patriotic-gesture-love-letter-niger-delta-avengers.html
I don’t normally write
love letters to honorable men, but you guys, the Niger Delta Avengers,
are a special breed. I don’t know how to put into words, the thank you
you deserve by your patriotic gesture of safeguarding the Nigerian oil
pipelines and wells without any contract. You guys have shown the
Nigerian government a shortcut to economic development by pointing your
explosives and other sophisticated weapons on Nigeria’s oil pipelines.
And you can see how delighted President Buhari is in Abuja knowing that
his headache on how to tackle the economic downturn in the country will
soon be over.
READ ALSO: Who are the Niger Delta Avengers?
I am deeply in love with you guys, especially for speedily helping
President Buhari actualize his “promise” of making a dollar equal to a
Naira. Our hard currency Naira makes some significant again against the
American Dollar with each explosion-BOOM! As more oil pipelines are
busted, the price of crude oil keeps recovering in the international
market and our revenue from crude oil is soaring. When you are done with
the pipelines in the creeks of Niger Delta, the Nigerian government
will for sure urge you to expand your ‘BOOM! Services’ to oil
installations inland.
Another good reason why I fell in love with your gallant actions is that
the power generation capacity of the country has been on the increase
since you started ‘taking care’ of the oil pipelines. Small business
owners have sold all their generators and the cost of doing business in
Nigeria is now awesome. As a result, our economy has been attracting
investment and we have the fastest growing GPD among failed States.
Nigerians can now boost of close to 24 hours of power supply a day,
thanks to your good job. Fashola has even gone on vacation as we plan to
start selling excess power to neighboring countries next month.
Pipeline explosions in Niger Delta
With each explosion, Ken Saro-Wiwa’s heart will be delighted that at
last, a group of selfless activists fighting for environmental justice
is born. By bombing these pipelines, you are saving the environment from
degradation of pollution from activities of oil exploration and
exploitation. Forget about the ‘mago-mago’ at Ogoniland the other day.
As the crude oil leaks into the creeks and farmland of Niger Delta, fish
production increases. Local farmers are also delighted as the oil spill
into their farms and improves harvest. All these will guarantee
employment and wealth for your impoverished people.
READ ALSO: Niger Delta Avengers website taken offline
So, bravo Niger Delta Avengers! On behalf of Nigerians, I am encouraging
you to keep doing the good work. Don’t mind the Jonathanians- those
ungrateful APC members that have been stealing our resources. You lit
series of fires, and smoke billowed into the night sky – the result of
the combination of explosives and ‘weed’. You watch the pipelines began
to take a new face, a beautiful new shape. Smoke got into your lungs,
caused you to cough, but it delighted your innocent hearts.
You have learnt that the best way to keep the Nigerian military away
from your door mouth is by bombing oil pipelines. By these bombings, you
have instilled fear in the Nigerian military and they have steered
clear of the Niger Delta creeks. I heard your communities are singing
your praises and challenging the Nigerian Army to attempt another Odi,
so that you guys can show them ‘pepper’.
What better way to actualize resource control than by blowing up the
resources. Very soon, your boy Dickson will reward you handsomely for
helping him clear the arrears of wages of civil servants. Even Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan will bounce back and contest for 2019 Presidential
election at the back of your good work. Already, President Buhari is
begging him to go to the creeks and talk to his “boys” before he will
relinquish power.
Dialogue with Niger Delta Avengers
I heard the Chief of Army Staff say that negotiation with you, ALMIGHTY
Avengers is not an option. How dare him! After all the successes you
have recorded in just few weeks, I am puzzled that the ineffective
Nigerian Army has not deemed it fit to seek your services in clearing
Sambasi Forest. Forget about the chicken Tompolo that went in exile.
What is urgently needed now is a convergence in interest of like minds.
Consider recruiting and training OPC, IPOB and MOSSOB. You guys should
team up and help salvage Nigeria by looking for additional targets to
destroy.
You should for instance, help IPOB target the oil wells in Imo and Abia
States so that their 13% revenue derivation accruing to the States will
increase. Since these two States have been paying their workers’
salaries regularly, they will use the additional revenue to start free
meal program for IPOB members as a way of keeping them out of our
streets. Do this to gladden my heart my love.
What else will be the target for IPOB? Eh-e-m, eh-e-m, the Niger Bridge.
Yes, destroying the Niger Bridge will help Southeastern especially the
traders at Onitsha and Aba speedily bring in their goods from Lagos by
walking across River Niger. They are the Jews of Nigeria and like Jesus
Christ should easily walk across the sea. Oh, sorry I forgot to add,
bombing the bridge will finally cut them off from the zoo and sovereign
State of Biafra will be actualized much quicker.
Did I hear Gani Adams say that he can’t continue to fight for the
Yorubas? No Gani, you must fight for the Yorubas. The OPC should lay
claim to the Ports in Lagos. They should demand 70% of all the revenues
accruing from import duties. If the government fails to comply, they
should start bombing ships as a way to drive up revenues. The more ships
they bomb, the more Nigerians will bring in consignments and our
revenue will also soar.
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I will take a bow at this point, as a mark of final salute to you, our
gallant militants that are doing everything to save Nigeria from
destruction. I will pass your message to the Nigerian masses who are
excited about how you guys are succeeding in lifting the entire nation
out of poverty. The Jonathanians can keep complaining on how you guys
are sabotaging Buhari’s government. The APC members don’t give a damn!
BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!! It’s the tip of the iceberg. I heard that the big
one – surface-to-Air missile is next. Please don’t turn the coffee maker
off; we all need you guys to salvage the Nigerian economy as quickly as
possible. So, thank You Niger Delta Avengers, keep bombing until “1
Dollar = 1 Naira”.
Feel free to get in touch with me if you need to contact IPO and MOSSOB.
I remain their undisputed, unofficial but paid advocate and
spokesperson.
With love and support,
Akirika
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